Michelle Smiles

Teaching my children to question authority, except mine.

Memo #32181

March9

To the jackass in the black Jeep Cherokee:

I have seen a lot of immature, testosterone driven behavior on the road but you get your own category of ignorant.  First, you almost sideswipe our car on the side carrying the pregnant woman and 18 month old child because you wanted to race ahead in the lane that was ending and swoop in at the last minute.  Then when my husband blows the horn at you because he had to slam on the brakes hard enough to make our seatbelts lock up and swerve slightly into the lane of oncoming traffic to avoid you hitting us, you decide to retaliate by repeatedly slamming on your brakes so we will come close to rear ending you.   Apparently, the horn hurt your little feelings.  So sorry.  Then in a show of great jack-assery maturity you decide to pull over to the side of the road and open your car door 6 miles later and invite us to pull over and “settle it”.

You are lucky my husband didn’t stop (not that either of us was inclined to play your game) because you put my daughter and baby in danger and that makes this momma 10 feet tall and bullet proof.  I would have told my husband to stay in the car while I kicked your ass.

Signed,

Outraged Momma

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21 Comments to

“Memo #32181”

  1. On March 9th, 2008 at 4:57 pm carla Says:

    (*shakes head*)

  2. On March 9th, 2008 at 6:48 pm Andrea Says:

    Man, that dude DOES deserve his own category. What a turd.

  3. On March 9th, 2008 at 7:44 pm Cheryl Says:

    My question is if you got his license plate number is there anyone you could report him to???

  4. On March 9th, 2008 at 8:13 pm Bobbi Says:

    What an ass!!!

  5. On March 9th, 2008 at 8:18 pm TracyMichele Says:

    There are SO many of these drivers in this area. It burns me, too. One can only hope he reads blogs. 🙂

    Thanks for stopping by my blog and taking a minute to leave a comment. Much appreciated!!

  6. On March 9th, 2008 at 8:27 pm Alleen Says:

    makes my blood boil just picturing it.

  7. On March 9th, 2008 at 8:28 pm Shelby Says:

    You go girl!!!

  8. On March 9th, 2008 at 8:30 pm Kim Says:

    And I totally believe that you could have kicked his ass!! 🙂

  9. On March 9th, 2008 at 8:37 pm Ashley Says:

    Wow. Isn’t it bullshit? Some jackass was a half an inch from side swiping us two nights ago because he decided to speed up, cut over to get over to the exit. Pisses me off!

  10. On March 9th, 2008 at 8:45 pm Julie P Says:

    OUCH what a nightmare. Sorry you had to deal with that. I get so angry I start to shake when that happens. I hope Sabrina was asleep so you could say all the bad words you wanted!

  11. On March 9th, 2008 at 8:46 pm karen Says:

    My biggest pet peeve – obviously the lane is merging and yet you still insist on getting ahead of everyone else. Asshat.

    I’m glad you didn’t stoop to his level, but it would have been tempting.

  12. On March 9th, 2008 at 9:52 pm elle Says:

    Dude, you should have totally kicked his ass. And can I steal the phrase, “Jackassery?”

  13. On March 9th, 2008 at 10:06 pm starfish Says:

    I hate jackasses like that!

  14. On March 9th, 2008 at 10:07 pm Ashley J Says:

    HE HE HE! I am loving it. I would have paid to see you “woop” him!

  15. On March 9th, 2008 at 11:01 pm Rhonda Says:

    Road rage is so bad of the roads. Thank goodness your family was not hurt. Where are the cops when you need them?

  16. On March 9th, 2008 at 11:24 pm Samantha Says:

    What a chickenbussing chickenbus!

  17. On March 9th, 2008 at 11:54 pm Rhonda Says:

    UNREAL, I so hope you got that a**hole’s license plate number and reported him to the closest police station.

  18. On March 10th, 2008 at 9:06 am tonya Says:

    good grief-

  19. On March 10th, 2008 at 1:34 pm Anne Says:

    Ugg, I can’t stand people like that.

  20. On March 10th, 2008 at 8:01 pm Baby Johns Crib Says:

    I so hate those dipwads. They really do need to be brought down a notch or four.

    Yeah, I called him a dipwad. That’s because I’ve got a 19 month old who eagerly repeats “shit” & “crap” whenever they are said. I’d be mortified to have him copy anymore of my wonderful vocabulary………

    Glad you’re okay!

  21. On March 12th, 2008 at 2:24 pm Martha Says:

    Something similar happened to us on an approach to a major bridge, so I got the license plate written down. WHen I called I was told they cant do anything about it unless the police see it happen. THere is a website that allows you to report it though http://www.platewire.com/

    I have reported a couple that way. Doesnt probably make a diff but it helps to blow off steam.

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