Memo to the loud cell phone guy:

It is polite of you to step out of the office of the person you are meeting with when you take a call on your cell phone.  However, you negate all of your good manners by instead taking the call in the middle of cubicle world.  You’ve avoided irritating one person but are now distracting 27 others.  Next time please step out into the waiting area or hallway. I know that would require an extra 20 steps but it would be appreciated.

Thank you,

The crabby cubicle girl who is easily annoyed distracted