Memo take 2
September21
Dear obnoxious co-worker in the next cube who insists on talking on her speaker phone all damn day long:
I appreciate that you think my homemade salad dressing looks good. I am a pretty good cook and enjoy letting others sample things I’ve made then basking in their adoration. However, I would appreciate if you would NOT put your finger in my dressing and THEN ask if you could have a little taste. Keep your chickenbussing fingers out of my salad dressing. If asked before you stuck your finger in there, I would have gladly given you a taste on a plastic spoon. I don’t even particularly like you – I certainly don’t want your finger germs in my salad.
Thank you,
The management